Kya Chhedi baan pae ga Inspector ? : Part 01

Kya Chhedi baan pae ga Inspector ?

PART 01

Happu ka hua bura haal, Kya anita banegi uski dhaal ? 

Co-Author Collabration Story by :

Blog Admin 💪😏 & Shaitani Dimaag 👿💭

Disclaimer: This is only a fan fiction of the adult kind, all characters here in portrayed are fictitious and are at least 21+ years old set in an alternate reality where the show takes a different darker path, and it has no connection to the actual show being aired, and all acts & scenes portrayed in this story are not to be Reflected/Replicated in real life and is only meant for entertainment purposes, we do not encourage non-consensual sex acts of any kind, this is only a fiction meant for sexual stimulation, enjoy the story in a private & safe environment. 

Agar Kahani ka bhar poora luft uthana ho to , pehle is post ko padh le, back story pata na hone se bohot si cheezo ka maza nahi aaye ga.

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Aaakhiir Aisa kya huua jo , Anita aur Angoori ko randi bane pe Majboor kar deta hai.

Vibhuti ko jail gaye 4 Mahine ho chuke the.

Chedi ke MMS se blackmail hote hote, Anita ab uske saath milke apni jawani ke jalwe kisi bhi ticket kharidne wale ko dikha rahi thi.

Aur dhere dhere uski saari sharam aur haya uske badan ki tarah hi bikau hogayi, puure modern colony ki wo sabse famous Randi Ban chuki thie.

Ek subha takreban 9 baje:

Happu singh bohot hi pareshan Anita bhabhi ke ghar aata he, main door ki ghanti wo 3-4 bar baja ta hai, lekin ander se koi jawab nahi aya, happu singh ne 10 minute wait kiya, phir uska sabar ka baandh tooth gaya, aur wo kitchen ki khidaki se ander ghusa, aur idar udhar dekhne laga, jab wo hall me aya tab use upar ki taraf se awazee sunai di:

aaaaaaaahhhhhhh.........bas....bas........bas.....aaaaaaaapp kaaaa.....

uuffff....aaaaaaapppp kaaa timee khataaammm bassss kijiye...

Kisi admi ki awaz: Thoda thoda sa aur bhabhiji, bas jhad ne hi wala hoon, please please.....bas thoda aur...

Anita: Nahi bassss....uthieeeeeeyeeeeh,..... haye........uffff....bas...bas..bohot hogaya.....

Kisi admi ki awaz: ho gaya bas......speed bada ta hoon...jaldi hojaega.

Anita: aaaaahhhhhh....... maaaaaarrrr gayiii.....ahhhhh....koooi naaahi bolsaaaktaaa ki aaaaappp aiseeeeeeee niklengeeeeee itni bholi shakal.....uffff... 2 minute aur bas nahi toh meh chedi ko complain kar ke aap ko ticket nahi bechne ke liye bol dungi...aaaaaahhhhh...

Happu singh ye sunta hua seediyon se upar ki taraf badah.

Kisi admi ki awaz: bas 10 mins aur ,, hogaya hogaya....itna maza...kabhi nahi aya, itna paisa karch kiya hai pelhe aap ke ticket ka 5000 phir special shilajeet bhi 2000 ka liya, please bas thodasa aur. meri tankwah bhi utini nahi hai, lekin aap ke goore badan ke liye meh apna sab kuch lutaa sakta hoon, please apne fan ko mana mat kijiye.

Anita: Acha teek hai, main mere fans ki baat nahi taalti, 10 mins aur phir bas.

itne meh happu anita ke bed room ke darwaze tak pauch jata hai, lekin under se darwaze ke glass pe parda pada hota hai, phir happu door knock karta hai.

Anita: Ek Minute rukiye aap, aaaaahhhhh...aaaaaaahhh ... arey!!! aaaahhh...ek minute rukiye nahi toh muh todungi.....ufffff...uffff......good boy.

Anita kuch gheri saaansse leti hai , phir boli :

Anita: kon hai bahar ?? , ander kaise aye ?

Happu: Hum hai gori maemm, apke happu.

Anita: Kya chaiye ap ko ?, main busy hoon.

Happu: Hao hao, wo to hame sunai de raha hai, bas aap se jaruri baat karni hai, bohot jaruri hai, darwaza khol do ab.

Anita: Wait kijiye aap, 10 mins meh ati hoon, lekin sirf baat haan, abhi koi clients nahi lungi meh, thak gayi hoon.

Happu: haan haan gori maemm abhi itne pareshaan hai ki khada bhi nahi hoga sarurr, bas baat hi karni hai...intezar kar rahe phir.

Anita: Theek hai, aap niche wait kijiye.

Lekin happu niche nahi gaya, wo darwaze pe kaan laga se sun raha tha.

Anita: Hey Bhagwan !!...Abhi tak khada hi aap ka ?? , ab bas meri choot me daard kardiya hai aap ne.

Kisi admi ki awaz: please bhabhiji , bas hogaya mujhe jaana hi hai abhi , please, aap hi bataiye main aaj phir kaam kaise karunga, bohot bura asar hoga wahan.

Anita: acha baba... theek hai, laaiye choos deti hoon..

Phir anita ki chuuupp chupppp gaaaghhh sluuurrrpp sluuuuurpp.

ki awaz happu ko sunai di, aur happu sun sun ke hi soch raha tha,

Kon Kaamino hai ander ??

5 minute baad

Kisi admi ki awaz: aahh, bhabhiji mera nikal ne wala hai.....

Anita ne apne muh se lund nikala aur boli

Anita: Koi baat nahi, muh meh hi choro meh pee jaongi.

Aur phir us admi ne apna saara muth anita ke muh me hi jhad diya aur anita ne bina ek bhi boond giraye sab peeliya. 💦

Kisi admi ki awaz: maine khabhi sapne meh bhi nahi soochata ye, ki aap mera pura pee janengi!!.

Anita: arey! , high protien hai, kyun waste karu ? , tickets lete rahiye ga , lekin next time no extra time, theek hai phir milte hai baad meh, Bye.

ye keh kar anita bathroom meh nahane chali jati hai, aur happu door ko taad ta hua bahar intezaar karta rehta hai. 

5 minute baad, anita ke bed room ka darwaza khul ta hai, aur happu dekh kar daang reh jata hai:

Colony ka Master ji apna pant ki zip bandh karta hua nikal raha tha.

Happu: Saaaaree...master !!!!, ander kon si class padha raha tha ?

Bhoop Singh: Tumhare ander sanskaar nam ka chez hai ki nahi, yahan khade hoke baate sun rahe the ? , anita bhabhi ne bola tha niche wait karne ko.

Happu: Saaaare,, tu hamse jubaan chalata hai, humse !??, saaare jail meh dhar denge abhi ?, Aur teri kya aukaat hai ki tu goori maaem ko choode ?

Master : kis baat ke liye jail meh dalenge ?, meh ticket le ke andar class padha ta hoon, aap ki tarah muft ki malai nahi khata meh, nichavar khor daroga.

Phir happu ko ye sun ke bohot gussa ata hai, aur wo master ko dhakha dete hue bolta hai:

Happu: Saaare nikal yahan se, phir dikhiyo maat idhar.

Master: haan haan bhai , ja raha hoon ja raha hoon, Class phadhani hai mujhe ab, lekin subah 6 se 9 maza aa gaya, 7 hazar pure wasool ho gaye.

Happu: master saaare, sab ko bolta phir ta hai, tere under koi sanskar naam ka chez hai ki nahi ?

Master: Mere ander ka sara sanskar, Anita bhabhi ji pura pee gayi, !! ha ha ha.

phir master tez niche ki taraf bhagta hai.

happu: saaaare master, tujhe to meh, idhar aa saare aj teri kher nahi.

Happu uske piche bhag ta hai, lekin utne meh ander se anita ki awaz ati hai

Anita: Happu singh ji , aajaiye ander.

Phir happu wapas mud jata hai, apni diary pe punch karte hue.

Master ek badi smile ke saath, school meh phadane anita ke ghar se nikal jata hai.

phir age:

Happu singh Ander aata hai .

Anita: Haan Boliye Happu singh ji kaise aana hua ?

Phir Happu singh thoda rote rote bolta hai 

Happu: bhabhi ji bhabhi ji bass aap... bhabhi ji aap hie meri help kar sakti hain.

Anita: Arey arey! shaant ho jaiye aisa kya ho gaya ?

Happu : Mujhe Uss  Commissioner Resham pala ne ate hi Nokri se Suspend Kar diya hai .

Anita:  tho isme me kya karo ?  Happu Singh ji , jaise karni waisi bharni.

Happu Singh: Aap meri bas itni si madat kardo, Commissioner ko rijha ke Bas un ke saath ek MMS bana do, toh bohot bohot meherbani hogi.

Anita: Aap ki Meherbani ka kya meh achar dalungi ?? , Mujhe ye karne se kya faiada ?

Happu Maan hi maan sochta hai : 💭

Paise ke siwa kuch aur diktha hi nahi hai, Lalchi randi ban chuki hai bilkul

Happu: Acha teek hai , Gori Maaem , aap apni ho isi liye aap ke liye 1 Lakh rupaiyae ki bhent aap ke kadmo meh rakh denge, ab to bachalo hame ?

Anita Khush ho jati ha

Anita: Acha theek hai, happu singhj ji aap ka kaam hojega, to bataiye kab aur kahan milenge resham pal ji ?, main apne hussn ka jaado chalungi aur aap MMS record kar lijiye ga.

Happu: Ari Dada !! Wahi to samasya hai , Goori maaem, wo resham pala ne hame suspend kar ke, humme ek mahina jungle meh havaldar ki nokri ke liye transfer kiya hai, MMS aap hi ko banana padego, kripa kar ke mujhe bachalo aap, haath jood me minati hai aap se.

Anita: Acha teek hai teek meh kuch sochti hoon.

Happu: Acha gori maaem, mere jane se pelhe bas ek baar , jaldi se hojaye ??

Anita: Ticket hai aap ke pass ??, ab to aap daroga rehe nahi phir kyu karau free meh ?

Happu: Dhaaat !!!! sasur, theek hai phir, chalte hain, bas mera kaam kardijiye ga.

Anita: theek hai , Ab nikaliye yahan se, Get lost.

Happu : kya bol rahi , gori maaem ?

Anita: Read my lips, "GET LOST" 👄

Happu Singh phir apni diary pe apna siir mara hua anita ke ghar se nikal jata hai.

Din meh anita 2 aur clients ko kush karne ke baad, Raat ko Chhedi ke Ghar jaati hai. 🌒

3 Mahine pelhe anita ko chhedi ke tabaele meh aana sazza lagta tha aur uder ki badboo se usko ultiyan hone lag ti thi. aur usi badboo ko ab sungh ke uski choot geeli ho jati hai kyun ki chheddi se milna use bohot pasand tha, chhedi se badan se bhi kuch waisi hi smell ati rehti thi, uske 10 inch ke lund ki who dewani ban chuki thi.

Anita apni saree kichar se bachane ke like use ghutnoe tak utha kar chhedi ke darwaze ki taraf jati hai.

Under se use Aahe aur siskiyon ki awaz ati hai, anita ko laga ki shayad wo angoori hogi aur wo bina knock kiye ander ghus gayi.

Phir anita ne dekha ki , gulfaam kali ki moti tangeh chhedi ke kamar par lipte hue the.

Aur chhedi uske bade staano ko pakad kar, uski pheli hui choot ko aur phelaa raha tha.

Anita ko ye dekh kar thoda sa gussa aya, phir jalan ke mare us ne socha

Mere hote hue, is cheap do take ki classless chinaal ko ye kaisa chood raha hai ? 💭

kahan meh classy hot figure bombshell 💣 aur ye moti sasti tawayaf, bekar. 💭

Chhedi Anita ko Dekha aur bola:

Chhedi: 20 mins bahar ruko ata hoon.

Phir Gulfaam ulte lete chudte hue, adaab karti hai aur anita ko bolti hai:

Gulfaam: Aaadab mohtarmah!!! , akir ab bhi hamare line meh aahi gayi.

Anita: oh shut up!!! , mera tumhara koi mel nahi.

Gulfaam: ha ha ha, mujhe competition de rahi hai aap, aur bolti hain kol mel nahi hai, Wah!!.

Anita: Nahi nahi, meh tumhari tarah, bazaru kothe pe nahi naachti.

Gulfaam:  arey mohtarmah!!! hum to phir bhi kothe pe apna program karte hai, aap to apne ne ghar pe hi, aap bhi utni hi bazaru hai , maan lijiye.

Anita chid jati hai, aur darwaza patak ke bahar beth jati hai.

Anita ko Ander sa gulfam kali ka siskiyo ki awaz 20 mins tak aati rahi,  baad meh Gulfaam kali apna kapda samhalte hue bhar ati hai, phir anita ko bol ti hai.

Gulfaam: Badnaam gali meh swagaat hai mohtarmah!!!, ab aap ke tickets mere "bazaru" khote par bhi bikenge, chhedi janaab ne isi liye hume bulaya tha, aur chinta mat kijiye hum koi commission nahi khayenge bas ise hamare kote pe ane wale baadh jayenge aur hum in ticketon ko apne program ke baad hi bechenge, balki chhedi huzoor humse commission le rahe hai, Aur hum ab choon choon ke aap ke bistar par ek se ek namune bhejenge ki aap bhi dekhti reh jaengi, phir milte hai , aadaab.

phir gulfaam udar se chalijati hai.

Anita gusse se laal ho jati hai, use gulfaam ko peeth dene ka maan kar raha tha, phir chedi ne usko under bulaya.

Anita: Chhedi ye kya tha ?? , tumne mujhse bina puche gulfaam ko mere tickets bechne kyu de rahe ho ??

Chhedi: Gussa mat ho gussa mat ho meri jaan, wahan ek se ek khiladi ate hain, jin ke pass paisa bhara pada hai, humara business bohot baadh jayega.

Anita: par chhedi ye tumne acha nahi kiya, gulfaam agar kamine aur badmaasho ko beche gi tickets phir ??

Chhedi : Arey darling, gunde, mantriyon aur badmaasho ke paas hi to maal bhara hota hai, jaise jaise demand badi gi hum ticket ka daam bada denge.

Anita: acha!! aur paise milenge ? , to phir theek hai.

Chhedi: Abhi to gullo ko chood ke thoda thak gaya hoon, 30 mins ruuko phir tumhari paelunga.

Anita: arey nahi, meh is liye nahi aai, abhi 1 ghante pelhe hi ek client ko kush karke aarahi hoon, abhi mood nahi hai aur thaki hui hoon.

Chhedi : tho phir kaise aana hua ?, aao paas baitho.

Anita chedi ke saath char pai par bait gayi aur chedi uske staano ko dabate hue uski baten sun raha tha.

Anita: Baat dara sal ye hai...............

Anita ne Chhedi ko Happu singh ke matter ke bare me sab bata diya.

Chhedi ko ek idea aata ha .

Chedi: tum he uss commissioner ka MMS banana hai lekin Happu Singh ke liya nahi. sala happu Singh jab inspector tha wo hum dono se commission leta tha aur Tumhari sawari ke maze free ma leta tha .

Us MMS Ko meh istamaal karunga aur resham pal ko mujhe inspector banane meh majboor kardunga, phir us happu ka pappu bana dunga meh.

Anita: tum agar inspector bano ge tho isse hamara kya faida hoga ?

Chhedi : Pelha faida, happu singh ka commission khana baand.

Dusra faida aur meh use naukari se nikalne ki dham ki de de ke uski biwi ko bhi tumhare aur angoori ke saath shamill karlunga.

Anita: seriously ?? uski 9 , 9 thaiya wali biwi ?

Chhedi: haan, Maal hai bilkul , badan angoori jaisa aur shakaal wo actress sonakshi jaisi.

Anita ko kisi aur aurat ki khubsurti ke bare meh sun na acha nahi lagta tha.

Anita: acha acha wo sab theek hai, phir ?

Chhedi: aur teesra faida hoga ki, mujhe thoda daar sa tha ki hamare charamsukh ke business ki wajah se hum jail meh na chale jaye, ab kyun ki meh hi inspector ban jaunga tho koi daar na hoga, aur ticket ke daam bhi thoda sa bada denge.

Anita: theek hai , Acha idea hai, MMS tum hi banana , lekin ab ye pata karna padega hi resham pal police station se bahar kahan milenge ?, kyon ki police station meh to nahi ho payega, bohot log hote hai wahan.

Chhedi: Pata karo, phir mujhe advance meh bata dena, meh record karne aajaunga.

Anita: Theek hai, acha bye. mujhe need aarahi hai.

Chhedi anita ka haath pakad leta hai aur use apni taraf keechta hai.

Chhedi: Itni jaldi bhi kya hai, thoda sa humme bhi pyaaar de do.

Anita: Chhedi please , bohot thak gayi hoon, subah ke 6 baje se 3 tickets kiye hai maine.

Chhedi: Please please , bas thodi der.

Anita: Acha !! baba , lekin sirf ek ghanta.

Phir anita apni saari aur blouse zaameen meh gira ke chedi ke charpai meh jaake leeth jati hai, aur chedi bina samay gavae uski choot meh apna 10 inch ka lund ghused deta hai.

aur theek jaise gulfaam ne aapni tangoh se chedi ko lapet rakha tha, usi tarah wo chedi ki kamar apni tangoh se lock karke use deep kiss karne lagti hai, aur ek ghante tak chhedi ke ghar se char pai se char char char ki awazeh anita ki siskiyan aur aaahon se saath ati rahi, phir anita apne kapde pehen te hue chhedi se pucha.

Anita: Ek baat batao...mere hote hue tumhe us gulfaam ko choodne meh kya maza ata hai ??

Chhedi: Tumme kya jalan ho rahi hai ?? , ha ha ha , wah re kismat jisko chood ne sapne meh roj dekhta tha wo aj meri dewani ban chuki hai.

Anita phir chhedi ko ek badi smile deti hai

Anita: haan haan....usme koi shaq nahi. hoon meh tumhare lund ki diwani, kush..yahi sun na tha ?.

chhedi muskurate hue bolta hai.

Chhedi: Dekho anita tum ho ferrari , lekin kya karen kabhi kabhi truck bhi chalane ka maan karta hai, bas isi liye gullo se saath thodi masti karli, ab har samai tumhe hi paelta rahunga to tickets se kamai kab hogi ??

Anita apni tulana ferrari se sun kar bohot kush hogayi 

Anita: acha acha theek hai, tum truck chalao ya buldozer, lekin jannat ki sawari , ferrari hi kara sakti hai, ab mujhe chalna chaiye bohot need aari hai, Good night chhedi darling.

Chedi anito ko kiss karke 💋 , uske butt pe thappad marta hai

Thaaap!!. 👋

Chhedi: good night , meri ferrari.

Aur anita muskarate hue, apni kamar matka matka ke Cheedi ke tabaleh se wapas apne ghar ati hai , phir ek thanda shower leke apne badan ko fresh karti hai, phir ferrai ke jaisi red color ki nighty pehen ke wo apne bistar par leth gayi.

Anita: haaaaye....bohot thak gayi aaj toh, chedi ne bhi koi kasar nahi chodii, ab kal dekhna padega ki resham pal ji kahan milenge, uff kya din tha.

lights off kar , thaki hari Anita gheri neend sojati hai.

To be Continued:

_End Of Part One_

Story aap ko kaisee lagi is pe comment karna na Bhule

Part 2 will be posted On or Before 10th of March.